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A Punjabi lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in India.

Dear Sunita Darling,

I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company's performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.

You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.

Your loving husband,

Tuna Singh

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His wife replied...

TINKU KE PAPPA,

Thanks for the 100 kisses.

Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...

1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month's milk.

2. The electricity man, Kooldip Singh, agreed not to disconnect only

after 7 kisses.

3. Your landlord Kapal Singh comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses

instead of the monthly rent.

4. Supermarket owner Jaswant Singh did not accept kisses only,

so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.

5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.

Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and

I hope I can survive the month using this balance.

Shall I plan the same for the next month?

Your Sweet Heart,

Sunita